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mugglebornheadcanon:

378. A muggleborn with a swearing problem comes into the school, and the story ends with a high-class pureblood addressing their ‘nemesis’ as, “Listen here, you bitch-ass motherfucker.”

mugglebornheadcanon:

Upon news of Robin Williams’ death reaching the school, all of the muggleborn students raising their wands in solidarity and lighting up the skies. Though he was a muggle, he brought magic to more lives than any wizard.

mugglebornheadcanon:

495. Muggleborns setting up a movie night in the Room of Requirement to watch Monty Python & The Holy Grail and the school has an epidemic of people accusing each other of turning them into a newt.

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

Source: mayadevilou

tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

blutbadass:

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

YOU CAN KEEP PERCY

Source: septemregnasansae

Source: tastefullyoffensive

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

Source: nasturbate

harrypotterstyleoflife:

dahell-she-want:

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

Yeesssss, Harry Potter and the his 7 seasons worth of great episodes

Source: cumber-bitches

silenthowlss:

lacigreen:

yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

JUST SAY HAPPY YOU FOOLS

I just laughed harder at this last comment than the whole post

Source: suribot