Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
your characters are like geodes
if you want to see what they’re really made of
you must break them
this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages
THIS IS EXACTLY MY APPROACH TO WRITING
378. A muggleborn with a swearing problem comes into the school, and the story ends with a high-class pureblood addressing their ‘nemesis’ as, “Listen here, you bitch-ass motherfucker.”
Upon news of Robin Williams’ death reaching the school, all of the muggleborn students raising their wands in solidarity and lighting up the skies. Though he was a muggle, he brought magic to more lives than any wizard.
495. Muggleborns setting up a movie night in the Room of Requirement to watch Monty Python & The Holy Grail and the school has an epidemic of people accusing each other of turning them into a newt.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."
"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."
YOU CAN KEEP PERCY
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
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